Friday, May 19, 2006

Penises glow in the dark? Neat!


By removing the power of men the government has done the equivalent of removing the sun from the solar system.
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Uh oh! I put the ultra man quote in pink! I hope it doesn't send womanly-rays-of-penile-death to the author of this ludicrous blog post. Please. I invite you all to read this and laugh your asses off just as I did. Just the thought of testosterone = the sun is enough to make me roflcoptr for hours.

8 comments:

Hattie said...

I'll bet Mr. Ludicrous would like to stamp out male-pattern baldness. (!) Pathetic, isn't he.

Arynne. said...

I got a blog, now. ^.^ It's really, really, simple right now. I haven't had much time to do anything.

Lily said...

Hah. Even Bushy will pretend to care for women if it means occupying another country.

Hattie said...

Oh well, the poor old guy. He probably dreams of sex with 13 year old girls..

Arynne. said...

I'm just a Righteous Babe, I suppose.

Brian said...

I'm really not trying to be mean, but are there feminist blogs out there that don't consist of bitching about something a man said? That perhaps (God forbid) talk about women being sexist? Or maybe, branching out, talk about successes women have achieved? Anything but constantly complaining about men?

Megan said...

Dear Brian,

Be as mean as you like. Surely a churlish and bitchy feminazi such as myself can take it. And besides, if I really don't like what you have to say, I'll make a post about it, because that's what I do. You know, complain about men.

In any case, there are numerous feminist blogs that talk about women being sexist. Have you tried any of the numerous links I have on my sidebar? Surely one of them would suit your appetite for seeing women bitch about eachother. Feministing often talks about the successes women have made as well. It doesn't seem to me that you've tried very hard in your search for a non-man-hating blog or whatever the hell it was you wanted.

As for your last question, I have to wonder, how many feminist blogs have you read? Pandagon often comments on female authors and politicians that suck, i.e Caitlin Flanagan. The problem that I think you have is, well, most people in power are men. Therefore, more of them will suck, and because of that, feminists will have to complain about them more. Therefore, feminists mostly complain about men. It's quite logical. I'l ltell you right now, it has more to do with gender ratios in politics than penis envy. I promise.

If you have a problem with that, well, I don't know what to tell you. All I can do is recommend a good read of Feministing or Pandagon. If that doesn't do it for you, well, sorry I guess. *shrug*

M said...

Also, Brian:

If you really want a good feminist blog, I think you'd appreciate Hugo Schwyzer's blog. He has a man's perspective, so you might find it more helpful.