Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I Know This Is About Burgers, But Still

Burger King did this thing where one of their restaurants (for lack of a better word) played a joke on its customers by telling them that they no longer serve the Whopper. Hidden cameras captured the "Whopper Freakouts" from within the Burger King, and a person-on-the street got the reactions from people outside. Here's the video, and here's an excerpt from the video (around 4:14 in):

Scrubby Dude: If the Burger King doesn't have the Whopper, they might as well change their name to Burger Queen.

Friend of Scrubby Dude who is equally scrubby and apparently very slow on the uptake: Yeah!

Get it? Because a Burger King without the Whopper is inferior and, thus, more feminine. I mean, I don't think there's such a thing as Dairy King, but I'm sure whatever ice cream they'd sell is way superior to the shit Dairy Queen has!


Contrived by D said...

Are you kidding? If Dairy Queen got rid of their ice cream, they would then be Dairy Wench or...Dairy Bitch.

Now that's a blog title.

FEMily! said...

If they got more ice cream, they'd be Dairy Witch's Vagina.